We honestly think you are the greatest person who ever lived. You exercise in silence because music is a crutch. Put on this robe and sit down on your behonkus. You will truly be buh-dass. So buh-dass.

Total robes made (so far): 191

Fabric Fit

• Made in USA
• 96% polyester, 4% spandex
  
• Lightweight
• Gender neutral
• Inclusive sizing
• Standard size fits ups to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
• Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL